Cartoons from the August 17, 2026, Issue
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“Now use it! Use the belt!”
Cartoon by Charlie HankinAugust 7, 2026
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“This is the book I’m reading for my book club, this is the book I’m reading to put off reading the book for my book club, and this is my phone, which I’ve been reading for the past half hour.”
Cartoon by Harriet BurbeckAugust 6, 2026
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“All this trouble just to make squid-ink pasta.”
Cartoon by Dan MisdeaAugust 6, 2026
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“Everyone likes how it sparkles, but no one wants to talk about what it’s for.”
Cartoon by Edith ZimmermanAugust 4, 2026
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“The things I do so you people feel less alone.”
Cartoon by Farley KatzAugust 7, 2026
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“What’s that, Lassie? They’re repainting the barn? And you wish they wouldn’t, because you kind of like the old color? Not everything you say is an emergency—sometimes you just want to talk about regular stuff?”
Cartoon by Johnny DiNapoliAugust 7, 2026
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“The seating chart shows where other people will be sitting but not how annoying they’ll be.”
Cartoon by William HaefeliAugust 7, 2026
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“Sleeping on my back activates my sleep apnea, sleeping on my side hurts my shoulder, and sleeping on my stomach gives me neck pain.”
Cartoon by Olivia PeciniAugust 7, 2026
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“It’s like, ever since you got into peekaboo, I never see you anymore.”
Cartoon by Jason Adam KatzensteinAugust 5, 2026
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“It’s not so bad when they drink from you. It’s the emptiness afterward that bothers me.”
Cartoon by Lonnie MillsapAugust 7, 2026
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“Lay off, Doug. I don’t hook up with roommates.”
Cartoon by Sofia WarrenAugust 4, 2026
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“They say the test of a true chef is to make the perfect omelette and charge twenty-eight dollars for it.”
Cartoon by Christopher WeyantAugust 6, 2026
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“I wonder what drugs we’re on.”
Cartoon by Steph LawsonAugust 6, 2026
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Cartoon by Seth FleishmanAugust 6, 2026
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